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ADAD 011:365

Brooklyn: Hey lady, where are we?
Me: At the laundromat.
Lana: Whatsa Lawndrowmat?
Me: A place where you wash clothes.
Alice: Uhoh.
Brooklyn: WHAT?!

Brooklyn: WTH! You made me wash clothes by hand when there’s a place like this? That’s dolly torture!!

Brooklyn: So you put this round thing in and it washes the clothes for you?
Me: Mmmhm!

Brooklyn: I feel abused.

Brooklyn: And what are THOSE?!
Me: Drying Machines.
Brooklyn: There are DRYING machines?!?! I am calling Dolly services. I refused to be a slave of love.

Alice: I hope you are not mad at me Bk. But thanks for washing my dress.
Brooklyn: Nah uh! I’m mad at moms, that dolly slave person.
Lana: Shhh!